long ago, i signed up for an account with onemodelplace.com. it had nothing to do with wanting to become a model (though, if by chance the world of fashion were suddenly turned upside down and short, chocolate-loving girls with dreads became the new trend, i wouldn’t turn it down); rather, if you’re into figure drawing and want a constantly updated source of women contorted into odd positions in extreme lighting with vapid looks on their faces, then haute couture shots are where you look.
so i signed up, a while ago. so long that i can’t quite remember why i stopped looking at it. i think the layout pissed me off. anywho, i got an email from them today:
Dear H,
We love you and we miss you! 🙂 We’d love to have you back on OneModelPlace.com.
really? you love me and miss me? what do you miss the most, exactly? my stunning contribution to your online community via signing up and then immediately forgetting you exist? my original intentions of using your online portfolios for my own personal gain? please, tell me, i really want to know.
this was the first thing that jumped to mind upon reading that:
apparently, the future is now, and a random modeling website that i put about six minutes of my time into loves me. i’d love to go into more detail, but i have some errands to run today. perhaps while i’m out i’ll stop by starbucks for my latte and a happy ending.